Morning.
Oh, hey.
Here.
I thought you'd like it.
What?!
What about morning practice?
I skipped today.
You should go!
Kei, when'd you wake up?
Before seven.
Wow, that's early.
Good job. Have some candy.
No way!
I was up before six.
Then go to practice! Idiot!
Good morning!
Morning. Your hair looks pretty again today.
Oh, thank you!
Well, I'm going to the bathroom!
Come back soon.
Are you a host now?
Huh?
Hey, guys.
You seen Aikawa?
Huh?
She had some business with a girl from another class.
I'll be Ichii-san for today, then. Gimme a squeeze.
Don't act like it's a daily morning routine!
Bye.
I'm baaack!
Welcome baaack!
What is it?
Fumi-chan's such a good girl.
No, "good" probably isn't the word.
Episode 9 Mishmash
Senpai!
Morning.
Good morning!
Senpai! You'd better come to practice today!
You're our best member, Senpai!
Hey, you got any new members in the Data Processing Club?
Not a one!
Oh well. New members are a pain to deal with, anyway.
What was that all about?
Sorry. I just got an urge.
I know the feeling!
You do?
But I wonder where it came from.
That's the part you don't get?
I understand why you'd want to, though.
That's the only part you get?
Maybe because you're such good friends?
Yeah!
Saying it makes it seem less true.
You two were childhood friends, right?
Nope!
Me and Yui-chan were!
Oh, I see.
Now that you mention it, I kinda get that impression.
New members, huh?
Come to the Calligraphy Club! 3F Calligraphy Room Club President Edaha Michiko
The calligraphy club has a whole bunch, I hear.
Must be hard!
Girls!
Oh, it's Mom!
What's going on?
Recruiting posters?
Are you going to recruit new members for the Data Processing Club?
We like it as it is.
And you can do it at home, too.
Ah... that's true.
I lied. It's fun because we do it as a club.
Oh... that's good.
Be honest, Mom.
What do you think of our club?
I think it's great you're enjoying yourselves!
Mooooom!
I'm hungry!
Bread today?
Hmm... yeah, bread.
Yui-chan eats a lot of bread. She's a bread person.
No, I'm not.
She clearly denied that. She's a clear person.
No, I'm really not.
She says she's not!
I see...
Come on, tell me. Tell me the answer.
Huh?
What kind of person are you?
What kind of person? What kind?
Cut it out! There is no answer!
There's no answer, eh?
I see now.
That's so cool!
Oh, please.
I'm running to the bathroom! Go ahead and get your lunches first, okay?
Sure.
Look! Scrambled egg with shrimp inside!
Wow, fancy. Lucky you.
I'm back!
I got bread!
So she did get bread.
Say it! "You're a bread person, too!"
She's waiting for me to say,
"You're a bread person, too!"
That's unusual. Are they fighting?
You're a bread person, too?!
Was it that funny?
They're not fighting?!
Yui-san, please, don't do that!
I'm really sorry.
Look, I lost all my cream filling! Someone give me three bites!
Fine, fine.
I won't say anything!
You mean it? You'd better not.
I'd laugh at just about anything right now.
'Sup.
Finished lunch already?
I eat fast.
Want anything to drink? I'm gonna go grab something.
Oh, thanks.
By the way, what does bread person mea—
Huh?! Again?! What did I say?!
Ai-chin! Come here!
What? -chin?
I need some Ai-chan power to make it all better.
Is she a white mage or something?
Greetings. I am a bread person.
I am the Bread Minster.
Whoa, she's a bigshot now.
So tired. I laughed way too much.
Hey, I just realized something.
I haven't had gum once since I got into high school!
That's something to realize.
Then I'll go buy gum!
What?
Umm... No!
What was that about?
But it does happen, right?
Things you see a lot, but don't actually eat.
Yeah.
Oh, I hardly ever eat ramen.
Neither do I!
I haven't eaten dumplings lately, either!
Ah, I don't think I have, either.
Crab omelet on rice, either!
Yeah, that's true!
Jeez, it's like you're friends or something.
So are you.
Huh?! I can be one, too?!
What would you be otherwise?
Really? I can mish in with you?
"Mish" in?
Mish?
I can mishmash with you?
Where did that come from?
Mash?
I'll be a little clingy.
Oh! I'll clingmash!
Don't merge them!
Everyone's having their own conversations.
Yeah, I guess so.
I wonder if our conversations sound stupid to them.
I'm sure they don't. Probably.
Yuyushiki!
Bye-bye!
See you tomorrow.
Wanna head to the club? Have we picked a theme?
Nope!
Hey, Ai-chan!
Here for committee chairman work?
Yes, just a little for today. Are you all going to your club?
Yeah!
It sounds fun.
Want to come, Ai-chan?
Student Council Room
Good work, everyone.
Good work today!
Good work!
What is it? Got a date with a guy?
What? Why do you think that?
The expression on your face!
You and that darn maidenly aura!
No, no, no!
No, no, nooo!
Data Processing Club
See you later!
Bye-bye!
Ahh... Mom was such a calming presence again today.
You talk like she's a dog or cat or something.
Are there dogs and cats with huge boobs, too?
I... don't know.
I wouldn't like it.
Even though you're a cat lover?
Usually.
What about cows?
Cows are cows. They're fine.
What about Mom?
Mom is Mom. She's fine.
What about Ai-chan?
I want to eat her!
That's not what she was asking!
I know the feeling!
Oh, do you?
Come in!
Excuse me...
Welcome!
You must be tired.
Here, sit down!
Nice and cozy in here, right?
Oh... yes.
Okay, we're off to buy snacks and stuff.
Huh?
We can just pick up whatever, right?
Just sit tight!
Umm... So, what are your hobbies?
Huh? Huh?!
Well, um... um...
Data Processing Club
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Are you sure you're okay hanging out, though?
Nowhere you need to be?
No. I went to the student council meeting, but that was it.
I see.
It's kinda late to ask now, but were you okay with being
committee chairman for two years?
What?
Well, it seemed like it was just thrown onto you.
And you said you'd like to be in a club.
Oh, well, that's... y-yeah.
Oh, that's right. Can I...
take a picture? Of you?
Nonohara-san and Hinata-san sent me pictures before,
but I don't have a good one... of you.
Sure, that's fine.
I don't have any poses, though.
Okay. So... I'll take it now.
She made a peace sign! An Ichii-san peace sign!
It's so... cute...
We're back!
Welcome back!
You had some?
Whah kud I be eatimg?
Gum, right?
Fum a capshur mahin.
From a capsule machine, huh?
Curry rice.
Huh?
I was thinking about curry rice and then accidentally said it out loud!
The burden of a growing elderly population...
Liar!
Yui-chan.
Your eyes!
Yui-chan.
Yui-chan's...
My what?!
I don't know what you're doing, but knock it off!
Wow. I got myself all hyper.
What will I do with all this hyperness?!
Take it outside, at least!
What?!
I'll just go by myse—
Hey!
What is it?
My phone. Did I get an email?
Hasegawa?
It's from Nonohara-san.
I got too hyper.
I bet she's really an idiot. Despite her good grades.
She looks like a baby.
I sent it! Here!
Yuzuko?
I like this position. It's like I'm just... done.
What happened to being hyper?
Yuzu-chan, behind you! A cockroach!
She was lying.
The other day, I found a 500 yen coin on the road.
But I thought if I picked it up, I'd be using up 500 yen worth of luck.
So I just passed right by!
Which means I have a little luck saved up now.
Lucky girl!
But a part of me still wishes I'd picked it up.
I know the feeling.
Morning.
What was with that picture you sent?
Oh, that?
You looked totally helpless.
Aikawa said you looked like a cute little baby.
Tell her this baby wants to nurse. 500 yen worth!
500 yen?
She said I was cute!
Like a baby, she said!
Hey, baby songs are cute, aren't they?
Oh, like that one? "Hello..."
Yeah.
I love that.
Those little hands...
How did it go?
Those curving horns... right?
Is it a baby ogre?
Hinata's hair really is pretty.
She's a rich girl from a good family, after all.
I wonder what she eats.
She's got sharp instincts, too. Definitely a good family.
Hey.
Huh?
Did you know Hinata's from a rich family?
Yeah, so what?
I actually didn't.
I see.
What should I do?
Idiot.
But Hinata-san really is cute.
I want a child like that.
She's your classmate...
I'm back!
I want a child like this, too.
She was saying, if she had a child, she'd want her to be like Hinata.
What about you, Chiho?
What kind of child would you want?
A child?
I think I'd want her to turn out like Nonohara-san.
She's easy to talk to, fun to be around, and smart.
That's amazing. You lose on every count.
Shut up. You want some broken bones?
Ogres
Ogres have three fingers.
Two of their fingers were taken
to represent the loss of love and wisdom.
They don't have love or wisdom?
But those are really important!
Yeah...
The ogres... have lost something truly important...
Then... let's sing to them!
Shuten-doji
The strongest ogre is Shuten-doji.
He's said to be over six meters tall, with five horns and fifteen eyes.
Whoa! Mr. Shuten-doji is so scary!
So scary!
But there's also a theory that he was an adventurer named
Stein Dotch who washed ashore in Tango Province and became a mountain bandit.
Mr. Stein Dotch is so big!
They're both scary!
About Dracula the Vampire
They're not quite ogres,
but vampires can't swim across flowing water such as rivers, right?
Is there a story like that?
So...
But...
I'm scared of vampires, too!
Me, too!
Meaning of Ogre's Hand, Buddha's Heart
Ogre's Hand, Buddha's Heart.
It refers to surgeries that seem cruel, but are done with a loving heart.
Like when Yui-chan hits me, right?
No, that's different.
Like when Yui-chan makes one-line replies to my emails, right?
What does that matter?!
Like when Yui-chan choked on soda for two or three minutes, right?
Right?
What does that mean?!
Okay, Yuzuko-sensei, please do the summary.
Okay!
Yui-chan Summary
This was the theme, right?
Are you stupid?
Seems right to me!
I know, right?
Yui-chan Summary Cute like an ogre
You knew what it really was!
It's gotten pretty late.
I'm a little hungry.
If only I had that 500 yen from this morning—
I'm so sorry!
Oh, no, it was my fault.
Oh! Mom!
It's Mom! Mom!
Lucky boobs...
Yes?
500 yen worth would be taking too much.
Should we decide on our theme for tomorrow?
Okay! Let's do pollack roe!
Pollack roe?
What do you people do in the Data Processing Club?
Oh...
Well...
It's unusual for us to be here at the same time.
Yeah!
Our after-school stuff doesn't usually line up.
Club, no club, committee chair.
Are you going somewhere together today?
Yeah.
Hasegawa's place.
You guys, come!
We have pruning shears for high branches.
What do we do? Should we go?!
This will be fun!
The days are getting longer, aren't they?
Sure are.
I really am hungry, though.
Want to get some pollack roe?
Got money for the train?
I do!
So what were you guys gonna do?
Have a dinner party.
Liar.
When a horse bares its teeth, it's called flehmen.
They're sniffing the pheromones of sexually receptive females.
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Idiots! I don't put those out!